Curse

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17

There's ointments for that y'know...

Soul Monarch · Jun 14, 2005, 06:54 AM // 06:54

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Originally Posted by Arbel

SMMMMMMMMM!!

How you been?

Well, no job yet.

But otherwise I'm doing great!

Have you ever noticed how not having a job messes with your schedule? I mean, you'd think that I'd be playing GW more while I'm unemployed, but in reality, I've barely played at all because of it.

How are you, cutie?

Omega_2005 · Jun 14, 2005, 07:18 AM // 07:18

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Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

OOH!! Fireball!!! My favorite spell.

Put that on any meal and it will really be well done!

Anyways, how's you guys?

Dumb Quixote · Jun 14, 2005, 12:09 PM // 12:09

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Originally Posted by Soul Monarch

Well, no job yet.

But otherwise I'm doing great!

Have you ever noticed how not having a job messes with your schedule? I mean, you'd think that I'd be playing GW more while I'm unemployed, but in reality, I've barely played at all because of it.

How are you, cutie?

Remind me Soul... where are you located and what's your profession (real life man, don't say you're a mesmer)? If you are technology based I may have some contacts depending on where you are and what your experience is. Always willing to help out if I can....

Omega_2005 · Jun 14, 2005, 01:06 PM // 13:06

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Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

... where are you located and what's your profession (real life man, don't say you're a mesmer)?

Me? I know this is Soul Monarch's question, but I am a student studying on Computers, but as it's all work and no fun... *THUD* ZZzzz... ZZzzz... Guild.... Wars.... Zzzz... Zzzz...

Vengeance · Jun 14, 2005, 01:22 PM // 13:22

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Originally Posted by Omega_2005

Me? I know this is Soul Monarch's question, but I am a student studying on Computers, but as it's all work and no fun... *THUD* ZZzzz... ZZzzz... Guild.... Wars.... Zzzz... Zzzz...

HEY!!! The Thud thing is MY trademark! Watch where you're stepping there Omega!!!

You need proof? Watch!

BRA!!!

**THUD**

Omega_2005 · Jun 14, 2005, 01:28 PM // 13:28

*laughs* ok sorry for grabbing that, but the point is that I am literally bored of college! It's that bad doing referrals that I want to do something interesting than typing crap on a computer screen all day!

Vengeance · Jun 14, 2005, 01:43 PM // 13:43

I'm not saying you CAN'T use it ... just give due credit that's all ... eg **THUD** - Mad Props to the V Man ...

Or perhaps we can put a pillow under you or something? Just to alter the sound a little? **FWUMP**

Hey ... I too was once a student ... I know, I know ... it may seem hard to believe that someone as idiotic as myself may have had a formalized education ... perhaps it was the cruel ministrations of that headmaster which left me twisted as such ... but at any rate ... I don't wish to deny you the opportunity to drop your cranium in a painful fashion to whatever surface is available ... just make sure you don't infringe on things which are clearly ...

Vengeance Brand Products ... available everywhere ... for a modest fee ...

Here endith the lesson ...

Spirit Firefly · Jun 14, 2005, 01:45 PM // 13:45

*wave* I need a job too, I don't like this one! £30k starting is fine 9-5 with lots of breaks from looking at the forums! Tell me where to send my CV

*cant spell

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 01:50 PM // 13:50

/jumps on bandwagon

I need a job too. I'd prefer something in a chemical laboratory, but right now, I'm willing to take anything that doesn't require the use of a paper hat or hairnet.

Vengeance · Jun 14, 2005, 01:54 PM // 13:54

Are they ... Vengeance Brand Paper Hats? Now made with 5% less asbestos ...

We had to discontinue the Vengeance Brand Hairnets ... too many fatalities ...

Anyone want a job as a door to door salesman selling Vengeance Brand Products? You only get rotten produce thrown at you at two of every three doors!

EnDinG · Jun 14, 2005, 01:57 PM // 13:57

I work here, www.hatch.ca

They are generally always hiring for something. Might have a building somewhere near by... *Shrugs*

Spirit Firefly · Jun 14, 2005, 01:58 PM // 13:58

Swampgirl I have job we can both do in a laboratory... ANIMAL TESTING

now we need to decide whose goin to do what *pictures Swampgirl with bunny ears and tail*

Omega_2005 · Jun 14, 2005, 01:59 PM // 13:59

How's about these?

Vengeance crisps: The crisps that bite back!

coming soon:

Rotted corpse flavour
Flamethrower ash flavour
extremely hot indian curry flavour (no offense, but I need the name here to update it)

and some ones that didn't quite make it
Rat milk flavour
human **** flavour

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 02:45 PM // 14:45

EnD! Thanks so much. If only they were in Dallas! That is exactly the type of business I want to work for one day. Too bad I don't have all the exp or certs necessary.

Dumb Quixote · Jun 14, 2005, 02:57 PM // 14:57

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Originally Posted by Vengeance

HEY!!! The Thud thing is MY trademark! Watch where you're stepping there Omega!!!

You need proof? Watch!

BRA!!!

**THUD**

Well, legally speaking, the double asterisk thud is yours. Single asterisk thud I registered to catch everyone that wasn't paying attention. I take PayPal.

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Originally Posted by SwampGirl Inez

I need a job too. I'd prefer something in a chemical laboratory, but right now, I'm willing to take anything that doesn't require the use of a paper hat or hairnet.

I'm sorry to say my connections end in technology... but I think I can get you work in my uncle's meth lab... I'm pretty sure they stopped wearing hairnets.

EnDinG · Jun 14, 2005, 03:00 PM // 15:00

http://www.hatch.ca/Contact_Us/default.html

List of buildings we have across the world. I find if you have enough experience, you could possibley get an interview, and with a little faith, they will pay for your schooling just so you can earn that peice of paper.

I was hired without even showing them my *coughcoughnonexsistantpapercoughcough* and they plan on paying for my estimating course next year for a nice raise and ability to travel to other parts of the world for projects and even just a straight out transfer if they need a person. Soon as I get that, I'm pretty well set for there rest of my life with full benifits and everything. Never thought I'd start my life off at 23.

A place in Texas: http://www.hatch.ca/Contact_Us/pearland.htm

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 03:01 PM // 15:01

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Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

I'm sorry to say my connections end in technology... but I think I can get you work in my uncle's meth lab... I'm pretty sure they stopped wearing hairnets.

That would be funny if I wasn't good friends with the local Mothers Against Meth chapter president.

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 03:07 PM // 15:07

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Originally Posted by EnDinG

http://www.hatch.ca/Contact_Us/default.html

List of buildings we have across the world. I find if you have enough experience, you could possibley get an interview, and with a little faith, they will pay for your schooling just so you can earn that peice of paper.

I was hired without even showing them my *coughcoughnonexsistantpapercoughcough* and they plan on paying for my estimating course next year for a nice raise and ability to travel to other parts of the world for projects and even just a straight out transfer if they need a person. Soon as I get that, I'm pretty well set for there rest of my life with full benifits and everything. Never thought I'd start my life off at 23.

A place in Texas: http://www.hatch.ca/Contact_Us/pearland.htm

Thanks again, EnDinG. Unfortunately, I do have some limitations and I can't move from Dallas right now. My husband has a good job here, so we're not willing to start over at the moment. I'm just looking for something to give us extra income. I'd prefer it to be in my field, but it looks less and less likely that I'll be able to do that anytime soon.

I have my college degree in Chemical Engineering, but I never got my professional certifications. And since I've been living in Dallas, I don't have much experience in that field. But I'm keeping positive. I'll find something one day. I need to check with the EPA again.

Vengeance · Jun 14, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18

There's a Mother's Against Meth group in Texas? Damn ... that's rather specific isn't it?

Aside from these random comments about the meth labs ... this thread has become rather civilized ... I think we need some random absurdity in here ...

*looks around*

c'mon ... somebody ... ANYBODY?

PS - I wouldn't offer anyone a job with this company ... we don't make, sell or produce anything ... unless you're John Cusack, it's actually kinda frustrating ...